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The New Zealand Comedy Guild Incorporated was established in March 1999 to promote and protect the interests of the professional stand-up comedians and live comedy performers in New Zealand’s entertainment industry.


Nick Gibb is the 2011 Billy T Award winner.

Jan Maree is the 2011 winner of 'The Fred'

 

The 2011 Guildies (Jan 26th @ The Classic): Final Voting Round To Determine Winners

Nominations
The first round of voting has ended. From this, we now publish the top nominees in each category and you are getting to vote again on your favourite from each list. Please note: you don't HAVE to vote in all categories – if you can't think of anything, you can leave that one blank. And remember, these are YOUR votes, so take what you want from the outlines, but in the end it's your call. The final voting round closes January 24th at midnight.

Please note that for the final voting round performance categories the options that are presented are those that received a minimum of two nominations. This is to preclude people being nominated only by themselves. It is fine to nominate yourself but you'll need at least one 'seconder' to make the final round and even then, depending on numbers, that's no guarantee. We're only a small organisation but, for example, would you want the media to know that a nomination you brag about was the result of a mere two votes, one of which was from yourself?

Please enter your voter code. It's the same one from the nomination round: (Click here to email the Guild secretary who will send you your voter code again if needed and you are still on the list of paid up Guild members)

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There have been a lot of votes without voter codes. These do not get counted. If you're genuinely a paid-up Guild member and you want your vote to count, you need that code.

1. 2011 BEST NEWCOMER (RAW COMEDIAN)
The best new face to come on the scene in the last 12 months

Anthony Wilson
Alan Hurley
Mo Kheir
Jonny Potts

2. 2011 BEST SHOW CONCEPT
An award to honour fresh and brave ideas regardless of commercial success. The NZ show (either in or outside the Festival) that was based on a really good idea that was gutsy and broke new comedy ground. This isn't about ticket sales or reviews, it's about a bloody good comedy idea.


Munfred Bernstein's Cabinet Of Wonder - Jamie Bowen
What Could Possibly Go Wrong - Vaughan King
Kevin The Musical - Steve Wrigley

3. 2011 BEST SHOW
Your favourite kiwi comedy "show" (as in a specific event, rather than a normal showcase) this year, either during the Festival or at any other time


Uncommon Sense - Jeremy Elwood
Munfred Bernstein's Cabinet Of Wonder - Jamie Bowen
AotearoHA! Next Big Things
Pakehas Be All Like This - Nick Gibb

4. 2011 BEST COMEDY VENUE
Your favourite place to perform within NZ over the last year

The Basement (Taranaki)
Snatch (Ponsonby)
The Fringe Bar (Wellington)
The Cook (Hamilton)

5. 2011 BEST MEDIA SUPPORT
The magazine/newspaper/radio or television programme that best raised our profile and supported local comedy


Radio New Zealand National
TV3
TVNZ U
The NZ Herald

6. 2011 BEST INTERNATIONAL GUEST
The overseas comedian who gave the most to the NZ comedy community this year – by being a great comedian and / or a good person.


Carey Marx
Terry Alderton
Heath Franklin

7. 2011 BEST INDUSTRY FRIEND
The person who has best supported the industry, or you personally, be it on stage or behind the scenes


Vaughan King
Ben Hurley
Stella Graham

Jerome Chandrahasen

8. 2011 BEST NZ ON-SCREEN COMEDY PERFORMANCE Best comedy performance by an individual in a NZ-made film or television programme broadcast this year


Dai Henwood on '7 Days' TV3
Paul Ego on '7 Days' TV3
Brendhan Lovegrove on 'A Night At The Classic' TV2

9. 2011 MOST IMPROVED COMEDIAN
The comedian, regardless of experience, who has progressed the most over the last year, in terms of quality of performance, material, attitude, etc


Tevita Manukia
Brad Zimmerman
TJ MacDonald

10. 2011 THE ANDREW KOVACEVICH MEMORIAL CUP FOR MOST OFFENSIVE GAG
In honour of the late AK, the gag that pushed envelopes and boundaries by making us laugh and cringe at the same time. Click here for the full version of each gag (if submitted.)


Dave Smith - blow job from your girlfriend song
Ed Caruthers - Jokes about kids with cancer because they never get old
Vaughan King - westie pinada beating a baby out of a westie skank
Sanjay Patel, 'The Cunt List'
Alan McElroy - beached whales and inviting the Japanese over for dinner

Dai Henwood – Fleshlight
Lovegrove - Piss on me, no I'm saving that for someone special

11. 2011 GAG OF THE YEAR
It'll be subjective and contentious and opinions will vary. Give the name of the comedian, and write out their gag as best you can. Click here for the full version of each gag (if submitted.)


Sanjay patel - Maori grants
Nick Gibb - Invite to a scariest costume party
Jan Maree - Cougar/Dingo/The Hanover Finance Rule
Nathan Winter - Good idea letting Rosa Parks sit at the front of the bus

Nick Rado - Stylophone gag
Ed Caruthers - Shorty Street, it makes me feel ugly. Talented, but ugly

Ben Hurley - fax bullying
Tevita Manukia - Pissing on my kids
Reuben Lee - Badgers
Jeremy Elwood - Christchurch Whales
Lovegrove -
White people in Remuera sounding Maori

12. 2011 BEST MC
The comedian who has done the best job of hosting comedy shows this year; the one who creates the best environment for comedians to work in


James Nokise
Rob Callaghan
Jan Maree

Nick Rado

13. 2011 BEST MALE COMEDIAN
The guy you rate as the best in the business this year


Jeremy Elwood
Brendhan Lovegrove

Steve Wrigley
Paul Ego
Ben Hurley

14. 2011 BEST FEMALE COMEDIAN
The woman you rate as the best in the business this year


Urzila Carlson
Jan Maree
Michele A'Court
Justine Smith

15. 2011 THE KEVIN SMITH MEMORIAL CUP FOR BEST ARTIST ACHIEVEMENT
The act who has made their mark, either nationally or internationally, with one or more breakthrough achievements over the last year.


Rhys Darby - U.S. Sitcom
Sam Wills' Royal Variety Show

16. 2011 THE GREEN ROOMER
The comedian who is the most fun to share space with off-stage. The person who you see when you walk in and think, this is going to be a good night, no matter what happens on stage.

Justine Smith
Vaughan King


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